(via clofios)
(via clofios)

(via clofios)
(via clofios)

Let me show you my Oddfing…. (oddish/koffing)
sorry for doing a thing that’s probably been done a thousand times
(via arisen-descant)
what if every time you masturbated you got a new freckle
brb
ok
are you back yet?
(via mr-mime)
(via haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)
Neville shouted “Oh my God, I’ve killed Harry Potter!” in his fourth year, which means at 14 years old he was already confident that he was more competent than Lord Voldemort
(via haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)